at August 31, 2015 at 03:15AM:
*Knocks on door* Do you have some free time to talk about our lord and savior Jean-luc Picard?
*lifts up one mug of earl gray and another of coffee* Only if you also wish to talk of our lady and savior Kathryn Janeway.
*crawls through your kitchen window with baseball gear* HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS OF THE EMISSARY OF THE PROPHETS, BENJAMIN SISKO
*falls out of the overhead storage bin* Have… *is followed by an avalanche of tribbles* mgmph *surfaces briefly* youheardofthe *is buried under another avalanche of tiny furry bodies* grand legacy of *where the fuck are these tribbles coming from* *crawls out from the bottom of the pile* the All-Father, James T. Kirk— *oh god no more tribbles SO MANY TRIBBLES* *is lost to the furry, purring mass*
*carefully docks the ship and then blows his way through the docking port* hi, i’m captain jonathan archer from planet earth. you never heard of humans before, but you will remember us now.
*unnecessary lens flare* why hello darlings you will be surprised and possibly disturbed to learn that there are many universes and i, James Tiberius Kirk, am just as sexy and impulsive in each and every one of them *unnecessary female partial nudity*